Chunky Monkey Protein Chocolate, 15g Protein — Assorted
LAB NOTES: BATCH #372
Subject: Chunky Monkey Protein Chocolate — Assorted
Started this batch trying to fix a problem nobody asked us to fix — why does "healthy chocolate" always taste like a compromise? Three failed batches later (don't ask about Batch #370), we stopped trying to make protein taste like chocolate and just made chocolate that happens to have protein in it.
Two flavours. One box. Zero compromise.
Milk Chocolate Chunky Monkey — smooth, creamy, rich chocolate goodness.
Peanut Butter Chunky Monkey — rich chocolate meets indulgent peanut butter.
15g protein. 196 calories per bar. Snaps like chocolate should. Melts like chocolate should. No powdery aftertaste. No chalky texture. No "diet food" trade-off.
Just chocolate — that happens to have protein in it.
Two flavours. No compromise.
Status: batch approved for human consumption.
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Frequently Asked Questions
It's chocolate. Real cocoa, proper snap, proper melt. The protein just happens to be in it — not the other way around.
Milk Chocolate: 15g protein, 193 calories per bar.
Peanut Butter: 15g protein, 196 calories per bar.
Milk Chocolate and Peanut Butter, for now. More batches in the lab.
